August 7, 2012 by dairycarrie
I am up and waiting for #Normathebestcowever to calve. I can’t quite put the work into a real blog but I thought I would share something that often brings a laugh to my husband and I at the end of the day… and answer some questions that are apparently not answered anywhere else!
WordPress hosts my blog and they keep track of all kinds of info like how many people visited each day, what posts they viewed and what search terms they entered that brought them to my blog. Now I can’t see who is visiting. So don’t worry, I won’t know if you really don’t know about “Boneless Bananas” and “Hormone Free Milk” which are the top searched terms that brings people to my blog. I am pretty proud of the fact that when folks want information about hormones in milk, they end up here.
Apparently plenty of people want to know “How long do cows live?”. They especially want to know how long Jersey cows and Holstein cows live. The answer? Cows can live into their 20’s, but that’s really, really rare, kind of like a person living to be 115. Cows leave the herd at all different ages, for lots of different reasons.
Many of you want to know about “Chicken Nugget Paste” or “McDonalds Raw Meat” I am thankful that I had the great Chris Raines to help answer that question.
“What goes best with Rumchata?” I am glad you asked. Check out my interview with the founder and let him tell you his favorite way to drink Rumchata.
Tattoos! Love them or hate them… Lots of folks are out there looking for their perfect “Farming tattoo”.
My best “tips for salesmen” and to whoever is searching for “peeing party girls” is to stay away from Mandy’s farm.
If late at night and you’re thinking “I don’t want to be horny anymore”, my suggestion is that you should get a girlfriend. I’ve considered renaming this post.
And for all of you who are obsessed with “sticking your hand in a cow” “girl with her hand in a cow’s ass” “putting your hand in the side of a cow” and other variations of that theme, you’re all weird. I guess I can thank KrittaBug for you.